Ferrari Testarossa. The Rules Of A Chase

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There are several very important lessons to be learnt from Kapinsky’s ‘Protovision’.

Despite wayward handling and frantic looks of panic from the driver, it turns out a police cruiser will always keep up with the felon if the latter slows down on the straights.

A musical score that wouldn’t look out of place in a John Carpenter or 1990s Kurt Russell movie works pretty well in a chase scene.

And if driving your Ferrari Testarossa at night makes it less likely that pedestrians and fellow motorists will see it, ensure you are also wearing your high school football jacket.

FYI, it’s also never too dark to be wearing sunglasses. Especially if…no, that would give away the twist.

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