“Real motorsport. Real nonsense.”

You can probably see where this is going. That man Chris Harris has been hitting the rally stages again, only this time he’s foregone the historic Lancias and Porsches in favour of his own, newly acquired rear-wheel drive BMW 325i.

A day hooning ad hoc around the Welsh countryside seems like just the ticket. That is until small, trifling issues like shredded tyres and a cooked engine radiator start to rear their respective ugly heads…